I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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