I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
send nudes
from the living room?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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