Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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