I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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