i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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