Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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