No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
