her vagine was all disorganized.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You were trust falling into bushes
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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