I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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