Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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