make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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