we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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