it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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