We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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