The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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