Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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