went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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