I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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