In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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