They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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