Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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