i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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