'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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