Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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