Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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