he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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