Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
