That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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