The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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