there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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