I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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