its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
