YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
