It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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