You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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