Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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