it wasn't lemon gatorade
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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