got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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