how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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