I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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