The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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