Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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