found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
