Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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