How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
