just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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