i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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