I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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