smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
