It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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